LOOK AT ME I HAVE LOUD EXAUST PIPES AND A PRIMER PAINT JOB.

Okay, so I am a little confused about what is the "cool" thing to drive these days. Earlier today I visited a local mall where I almost lost my hearing cuz some punk in a 1989 primer gray sedan decided to rev his engine multiple times while coasting past me. I got it, you spent your allowance on some loud B.S. exhaust for your P.O.S. car that looks as if the wind would blow the doors off of it. Hey, lets do something rational here, don't draw attention to yourself, you will never get any "booty" driving that hunk of wasted metal. No one wants to be seen in something that looks as if it fell off the back of a trash truck. Here's an idea: instead of purchasing $hitty accessories for your $hitty car, save the money, and turn that $hitty car into something that won't lower the resale value of the cars you park next to.